Pawsome Author Gifts

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Love.

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

"You're amazing!"

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

Pets on holiday.

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

K9 Litterati.

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"I don’t want to ‘fetch’ – I want to practice entertainment law."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

'So far, I've lost three pounds on the Ratkins Diet!'

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

'Let's go before everyone starts telling their stupid owner stories.'

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

Cats on Pinterest

The dog food channel.

Best Man's best friend.

'I guess I should have known when she signed us up for the gift registry as a pet shop.'

Walking my dog gives me a new leash on life!

Man and dog

"He must be part retriever...every time we put something in the garbage, he retrieves it!