Pawsome Career Goals Gifts

"I don’t want to ‘fetch’ – I want to practice entertainment law."

"It get it – you're hungry."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Love.

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

Pets on holiday.

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

"He's a real dog person."

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

'So far, I've lost three pounds on the Ratkins Diet!'

'It's the Animal Welfare people about you feeding leftovers to the dog!'

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

'So you're a cat person...'

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

The dog food channel.

Best Man's best friend.

Cats on Pinterest

Cat typing on computer 'SWF wants to share crinkle toys and long naps in the sun. Neutering a must.'

'I guess I should have known when she signed us up for the gift registry as a pet shop.'

Walking my dog gives me a new leash on life!