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"It get it – you're hungry."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

Love.

Pets on holiday.

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"In case you hadn't noticed, this is a multiple cat home!"

"So, what's it to be, chicken unfit for human consumption, or beef unfit for human consumption?"

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

The perfect relationship

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"He's a real dog person."

"For their holidays, they always book pet-friendly accommodation: I'm never left behind..."

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

'No problem...'

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

'So far, I've lost three pounds on the Ratkins Diet!'

"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"

'So you're a cat person...'

"So do you think he smells other dogs out there or hears them?"

'You poor dumb animal, all you know is eat and sleep.'

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

Best Man's best friend.

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."