Fungi Fighter Gifts

'This will kill the spores.'

Rage.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

Flu vaccine.

Vaccine

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

A Change of Scene.

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

A street fight.

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Relax Cookie. I'll call the mold monster experts!'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

Flu Vaccine.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"This feels so familiar."

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

710

He's been teaching a class on fungi for decades! He loves molding young minds! Campus.

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

Stress on GPs

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

Adios Amoebas