Foliage Fighter Gifts

"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

"What are you in for?"

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

A street fight.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

House plants

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

People of the Fall

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

710

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

If Ghosts Were Real

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Stress on GPs

Wrestling Champion.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

Hourglass earth - time running out

"These hostas are out of control!"

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

'Activist investors are here to see you and they're wearing boxing gloves.'

Escaping Flowers