Foliage Fighter T-Shirts

"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

House plants

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

A street fight.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

People of the Fall

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

710

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

If Ghosts Were Real

Stress on GPs

Wrestling Champion.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

'Gentlemen--- choose your Pistils!' THE DUEL OF THE FLORISTS.

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"These hostas are out of control!"

'He kept saying, I'm sick of weeds. I'm sick of weeds until he got sick of weeds.'

Hourglass earth - time running out

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

'Activist investors are here to see you and they're wearing boxing gloves.'

Escaping Flowers

'Careful, that's you're own leg you are breaking.'