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'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

Missing Leaves

"Harold could sense the foliage was beginning to turn..."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'Hmph. College kids.'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Koala

"He loves his leaf blower."

Lumbar support animal

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'