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'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"Peter went in last Sunday to prune...but I haven't seen him since"

"Thank you, sir."

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

House plants

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Greenfingers.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

"How soon will this be a remnant

'They're dog roses!'

Arts and crafts

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

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'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

Bee in flight.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

The Deer of Spring.

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'Sorry, this isn't that kind of agency. We determine the age of old fossils, not arrange dates for them.'