Foliage Fan Prints

Autumnal Comb-Over.

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.

"Peter went in last Sunday to prune...but I haven't seen him since"

"Thank you, sir."

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

House plants

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Greenfingers.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

'They're dog roses!'

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Say it with flowers: It!

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"What are you in for?"

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

Bee in flight.

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'