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"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'Chelsea Flower Show.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"Beware of Don"

The Perfect Foil

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Daffodil bulbs

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

"What are you in for?"

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

Pea green

House plants

Gardener

People of the Fall

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."