Foliage Aficionado Gifts

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'Chelsea Flower Show.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"Beware of Don"

The Perfect Foil

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

Daffodil bulbs

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

House plants

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

Pea green

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Gardener

Human Resources Dept: Full time/part time/over time/time and a half/time out.

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

People of the Fall

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."