Foliage Follower Gifts

People of the Fall

'Are you made of sugar?'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"He loves his leaf blower."

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Invisible clothes

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

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"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

House plants

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

The Fox and the Crow.

"These hostas are out of control!"

Vaping cigarette

"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."