Foliage Gifts

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

Missing Leaves

"Harold could sense the foliage was beginning to turn..."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'Hmph. College kids.'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Lumbar support animal

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Koala

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"