Foliage Detective Gifts

"Typical, I can't see the snake for all this darn foliage!"

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

$1: Family Secrets

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

People of the Fall

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Two men driving truck that says, 'Tree surgeons without borders'.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

Hipster Police Department

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"What a magnificent display of fall foliage – a blessing to behold." "*!#@!%* leaves!..."

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

Files of Doom

"These hostas are out of control!"

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

"You know something doc, he weirdly kind of resembles you."

'I suspect, Madam, that this Van Gogh is a forgery.'