Forgery Detective Gifts

'I suspect, Madam, that this Van Gogh is a forgery.'

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

$1: Family Secrets

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"Forget the bloody glove for a moment; ignore all the arguments about the DNA evidence and try to remember that this case, after all, is about securities violations."

"Of course he's smiling, he spent all the company profits before he died."

"You know something doc, he weirdly kind of resembles you."

Frenchy Fries, one of the world's greatest art forgers

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

'Did you see who pushed you?'

Art Museum: Lost and Found - Hats/Coats/Wax.

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

Think Zero Defects

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

Style

Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."

'Are you aware of the penalty for insurance fraud?'

'We haven't had much luck finding your ancestors. But we did manage to trace that suit you're wearing all the way back to the early 80's.'

GENEALOGY - FAMILY TREE RESEARCH, 'Whoa! -- John Wilkes Booth AND Benedict Arnold?'

"That's the great thing about art, even a second-rate forgery like this can brighten up a room."

"It's a scan of a digital image of a photo of a painting of a sculpture of an impersonator of a forger -- want a copy?"

"I won't be able to rest until I find it..."

Bob spent years tracking down his birth parents only to discover the awful truth. They lied. He had never been adopted.

"Damn. No hat."

"This brand of sugar looks good. The first ingredient is whole wheat flour."

"My birth mother? I've given up looking."

'These are by my doctor. If my pharmacist can't read his prescriptions, how can I expect to read his tasting notes?'

Watchdog Maddoff Type Fraud Schemes.

'He's searching for his roots.'