Forgery Detective Mugs

'I suspect, Madam, that this Van Gogh is a forgery.'

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

$1: Family Secrets

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

"Forget the bloody glove for a moment; ignore all the arguments about the DNA evidence and try to remember that this case, after all, is about securities violations."

"Of course he's smiling, he spent all the company profits before he died."

"You know something doc, he weirdly kind of resembles you."

Frenchy Fries, one of the world's greatest art forgers

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

Genealogy Service. Family Trees Traced. I discovered that not only are you heir to an unclaimed family fortune, but I'm your long lost brother Wally!

Art Museum: Lost and Found - Hats/Coats/Wax.

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

'Did you see who pushed you?'

Think Zero Defects

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

Style

Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."

What's mom's deal? She thinks we lie to her. Careful with the work "we," my little peck. Girls never lie. That was a whopper!

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."

'Are you aware of the penalty for insurance fraud?'

'We haven't had much luck finding your ancestors. But we did manage to trace that suit you're wearing all the way back to the early 80's.'

GENEALOGY - FAMILY TREE RESEARCH, 'Whoa! -- John Wilkes Booth AND Benedict Arnold?'

"It's a scan of a digital image of a photo of a painting of a sculpture of an impersonator of a forger -- want a copy?"

"Where'd you find it, dad?"

"That's the great thing about art, even a second-rate forgery like this can brighten up a room."

'I see that you have two sisters and you like the Beatles. I predict that you will graduate in 2012...'

"I won't be able to rest until I find it..."

Bob spent years tracking down his birth parents only to discover the awful truth. They lied. He had never been adopted.

"Damn. No hat."

Watchdog Maddoff Type Fraud Schemes.

"My birth mother? I've given up looking."

"This brand of sugar looks good. The first ingredient is whole wheat flour."