Foliage Fanatics T-Shirts

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

The Busy Gardener

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Cats and gardens.

"Be creative...!"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"He loves his leaf blower."

Bees SOS

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

The Garden

Cheese

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

NASA Special

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

Roses

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

The Perfect Foil

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

Cow Pollen

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

House plants

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

I love what you've done with your hare.