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"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

The Busy Gardener

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"He loves his leaf blower."

Cats and gardens.

"Be creative...!"

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Bees SOS

Cheese

The Garden

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

The Perfect Foil

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

NASA Special

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Roses

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

"What are you in for?"

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

I love what you've done with your hare.

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Cow Pollen

House plants

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'