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Adventures in Flossing

Museum of Natural History. Blumenkraft's theory is that the little arms were for flossing.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Hippo Floss

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Be creative...!"

Bees SOS

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

NASA Special

"That explains all the cavities."

I love bathtime.

Cow Pollen

Sandy Floss

Floss Street Vendor

'There's that young Wordsworth picking the heads off the daffodils.'

Cheerleaders

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

Bees are famous for being busy, but they always take time to smell the flowers!

Toupee in a tin.

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

Planting bulbs - planting light bulbs.

'Isn't that cute?'