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'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Toothbrush Romance

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

The Mummy's Purse...

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

"That explains all the cavities."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Sandy Floss

Floss Street Vendor

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

Finesse fishing

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"What?!"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

Interpretive Dental Hygiene