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'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"That explains all the cavities."

Sandy Floss

Floss Street Vendor

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

Man's brain with fishing rod in it from the TV

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Brain Charger

The Nine Circles of Heaven

'See?... I told you I couldn't be hypnotised, didn't I?'

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

As he turned 40 Stuart realised mental flossing had become part of his routine.

'I now pronounce you dentist and hygienist. You may floss the bride.'

'Do you want to talk about that? ... Do you want to talk about that? ... Do you want to talk about that? ... '

Adventures in Flossing

Dentist's office.