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'We call her 'the Plaque-inator'. She takes on the tough cleaning jobs. . .'

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

'I now pronounce you dentist and hygienist. You may floss the bride.'

"That explains all the cavities."

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

Dentist's office.

To encourage the kids to floss regularly, the Stricklings taped a photo of crazy Uncle Glenn to the bathroom mirror.

Geppetto taught Pinocchio the value of dental hygiene --- Although flossing continued to be a challenge.

To emphasize the importance of flossing, Dr. Nerg would astound his patients by walking across a line of floss.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'Do excuse George, he has a keen interest in dentistry.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

The Busy Gardener

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'Needs salt!'

"Be creative...!"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Harsh Mellows.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Cats and gardens.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Roses

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."