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'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"That explains all the cavities."

I love bathtime.

Floss Street Vendor

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

Persian

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

Bath tube with human feet.

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

"But my piano teacher says every good boy deserves fudge."

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

Weight Loss Clinic: Break glass in case of emergency.

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