Fluffiness Aficionado T-Shirts

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

Prosecco

"Estella, you have the two most beautiful eyes in the world."

Wine Party

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Persian

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

Ask a Silly Question, Get A Silly Answer

"The groomer used too much product."

"Have we got a show for you!"

Man flattered into buying by a frenchwoman

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

"That one, and that little one too. My word, they all look just like me!"

Lady flattering an amateur man of the arts

'You're on a loser there, mate.'

Smoke from sheep's pipe is like fluffy wool

"Tia Carmen, don't they say that we're made of dust?"

'How's your self-improvement program coming?'

Scientists have discovered the cure for the slovenly gene....

"I see you've met and pet Fluffy."

'I miscounted and went from 8 to 7.'

Horse for Sale

Man searches for head of pet dog to give it a bowl of food.

'This book is dedicated to my beautiful wife. She is highly intelligent, gifted, caring and perfect in every way. I could not live without her. She also writes my book dedications.'

"I like dogs that look like you can use them as a mop."