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"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

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"Be kind"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Family with pets.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Christmas Pets

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

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'The word bath is mentioned.'

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

"You've already been for a walk."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

Dog Food

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"El muy mal perro"

'A common problem - we all give them our undivided love and devotion.'

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"