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Begin by removing all surplus mud.

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Pet a Puppy

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Puppy.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Dog Love.

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

Dog Training.

"El muy mal perro"

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Living with a cataholic.

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

Shelter Dog 101 "Perfect!"