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Begin by removing all surplus mud.

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Pet a Puppy

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Puppy.

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

"El muy mal perro"

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Dog Training.

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Dog Love.

Living with a cataholic.

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

Shelter Dog 101 "Perfect!"

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'