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'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Living with a cataholic.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Catsuit

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

Persian

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

"The groomer used too much product."

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

Fleeces for sale

"That one, and that little one too. My word, they all look just like me!"

Smoke from sheep's pipe is like fluffy wool

'You're on a loser there, mate.'

Sheep support group

Planties

'High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.'

"I see you've met and pet Fluffy."

'I miscounted and went from 8 to 7.'

Man searches for head of pet dog to give it a bowl of food.