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"I like dogs that look like you can use them as a mop."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Our visit to the flan factory.

The last song before the party exploded.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"That explains all the cavities."

I love bathtime.

Champagne Charlie.

Floss Street Vendor

Bake off: Flan B

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

Bath tube with human feet.

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

Ginger was born to dance.

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."