Fluff Fanatic Prints

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"I like dogs that look like you can use them as a mop."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Our visit to the flan factory.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

The last song before the party exploded.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"That explains all the cavities."

I love bathtime.

Floss Street Vendor

Bake off: Flan B

Champagne Charlie.

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death

Bath tube with human feet.

Ginger was born to dance.

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

'I would've hired you if you had fudged a little more on your application.'

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."