Fluffiness Fanatic Gifts

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"That explains all the cavities."

I love bathtime.

Floss Street Vendor

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Persian

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

'I think we found the spot where you spilled the fertilizer.'

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

'I would've hired you if you had fudged a little more on your application.'

Bath tube with human feet.

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

"But my piano teacher says every good boy deserves fudge."

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

Ask Sadie. And now a real letter from an actual reader. Dear Sadie, You are infinitely wise and stately. You are a mix of Princess Di, Clint Eastwood, Einstein, and Michelle Obama. I, on the other hand, am such a loser. Do you have any advice? Signed, Rudy Park. Where to begin? I did not. The media does as it pleases.

Museum of Natural History. Blumenkraft's theory is that the little arms were for flossing.

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

Weight Loss Clinic: Break glass in case of emergency.