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'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"That explains all the cavities."

Sandy Floss

Floss Street Vendor

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

'Not as easy as it looks?"

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

Ivan Krylov

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

As he turned 40 Stuart realised mental flossing had become part of his routine.

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'I now pronounce you dentist and hygienist. You may floss the bride.'

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

Adventures in Flossing

Dentist's office.

'I can tell this fish story just fine by myself, man's best friend.'