Flossing Fabulist Prints

I lie to my dentist about how often I floss. I also lie about what parts of my body I floss.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"That explains all the cavities."

Sandy Floss

Floss Street Vendor

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

'Not as easy as it looks?"

Ivan Krylov

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"Jill, you didn't use this volumising shampoo when you washed the dog did you?"

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

As he turned 40 Stuart realised mental flossing had become part of his routine.

Museum of Natural History. Blumenkraft's theory is that the little arms were for flossing.

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'I now pronounce you dentist and hygienist. You may floss the bride.'

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

Geppetto taught Pinocchio the value of dental hygiene --- Although flossing continued to be a challenge.

Adventures in Flossing

Dentist's office.

To emphasize the importance of flossing, Dr. Nerg would astound his patients by walking across a line of floss.

Flossed for the first time in years. MOUTH HURTS.

What're the old folks doing? Sadie's putting Uncle Mort on a regimen. They're always trying to put us on regimens. The last one told me Five times a day, and no more. So I cut her loose. If a man wants to floss ten times a day, it's what he's gotta do. Only one organized protest a day? Lady, you're cramping my style. You've hit your quota for back-talking.

Hippo Floss