Flossing Fanatic Prints

"I'm not actually doing anything-this is just punishment for not flossing."

The Nine Circles of Heaven

Acme Party Floss

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

Floss Street Vendor

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'I see the dentist twice a year... once for each tooth!'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Dr. D'Attillio liked to stress the importance of gum care...

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Be creative...!"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Research and Development: Now, Never.

In - Out - Pending.

InIn by-products.

"Who's the idiot who filed Phil under F?"

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"That explains all the cavities."

I've refiled all your letters under L.

Sandy Floss

In one ear/Out the other.

Dive in Archive.

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Toupee in a tin.

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

Sandwich filing.

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."