Flossing Performer T-Shirts

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Love conquers all, except plaque.

Broadway Moosical.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"That explains all the cavities."

Floss Street Vendor

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'You showbiz types can never make intelligent conversation!'

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Tightrope #2 Tightrope walker faced by an aggressive vulture

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

Graceful, for a big man....

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking cat."

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

'I had no idea floss could be used like that!'

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Trapeze Safety,

Museum of Natural History. Blumenkraft's theory is that the little arms were for flossing.

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

As he turned 40 Stuart realised mental flossing had become part of his routine.

Cat wing walking.

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'I now pronounce you dentist and hygienist. You may floss the bride.'

Adventures in Flossing

Happy Valentine's Day.

Geppetto taught Pinocchio the value of dental hygiene --- Although flossing continued to be a challenge.