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Interpretive Dental Hygiene

Love conquers all, except plaque.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Broadway Moosical.

"That explains all the cavities."

Floss Street Vendor

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'You showbiz types can never make intelligent conversation!'

Tightrope #2 Tightrope walker faced by an aggressive vulture

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Graceful, for a big man....

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking cat."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"For my next trick I will turn this ordinary muffin into a delicious cupcake."

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

As he turned 40 Stuart realised mental flossing had become part of his routine.

Cat wing walking.

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

Trapeze Safety,

'I now pronounce you dentist and hygienist. You may floss the bride.'

Happy Valentine's Day.

Adventures in Flossing

"She's a Democrat and he's a Republican so refrain from political talk if you want access to the hors d'oevres."