Flossing Fan T-Shirts

If you really want men to floss.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

"If she's a write off can you let me know the scrap value?"

"That explains all the cavities."

Floss Street Vendor

Hairstyles

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Tortoise polishing his shell

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Curling Rocks!

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

"They're free Valentine's Day gifts...chocolate flavored dental floss."

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

As he turned 40 Stuart realised mental flossing had become part of his routine.

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

Their honeymoon was a disaster. She spent all night in the bathroom, flossing.

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

'I now pronounce you dentist and hygienist. You may floss the bride.'

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

Adventures in Flossing

'This should be fun... this is my brother-in-law's tax return!'