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"What's the big deal? All these politicians talk about a health care plan! I have a health care plan!"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Greenfingers.

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

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'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

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'They're dog roses!'

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"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

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"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Fly Artist

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

Bee in flight.

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'