Foam Fan T-Shirts

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'Talk about irony. His foam dice rolled a lucky seven.'

"I recently served this guy in our pub... how greedily he stares at me! I can literally hear his thoughts!"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Greenfingers.

Give quiche a chance!

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

'They're dog roses!'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Say it with flowers: It!

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

Bee in flight.

I love bathtime.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

The Deer of Spring.

"Damn floral activists."

Carnations.

Springtime

Ovalifolium Longifora

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"It's inoperable and perennial."