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"I know what you mean, Edna, even my memory foam pillow has been forgetful lately!"

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

I love bathtime.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

Football Stadium

Memory Foam Mattress.

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

The phantom of the Oprah.

"I regret the day we bought a memory foam mattress."

Bath tube with human feet.

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

I'm no longer allergic to flowers!

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

"When he thinks back about this years from now, he'll only remember the good probes."

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

'Nothing too loud-she's a librarian.'

Man places his foam hand under foam soap dispenser.

"I'm sure we've met before... don't tell me your name... don't tell me..."

"Dad, I'm responsible enough to drive and hold a job. Don't you think I'm responsible enough to wear the #1 hand?"

Foam proposal.

"I know you were just on the bed. The memory foam mattress remembers."

"I recently served this guy in our pub... how greedily he stares at me! I can literally hear his thoughts!"

"Coffee's been making me jittery, so I'm trying some herbal tea."

'Memorise this, then destroy it'

Man with a giant foam thumb which says, '#1 Hitchhiker'.

Memory-Loss Foam.

'I got a bouquet of forget-me-nots from what's-his-name.'