Memory Foam Fans Pillows

"I know what you mean, Edna, even my memory foam pillow has been forgetful lately!"

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

I love bathtime.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Argh, typical! I always think of a terrifying thing to say after the s

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

Football Stadium

Memory Foam Mattress.

The phantom of the Oprah.

Bath tube with human feet.

"I regret the day we bought a memory foam mattress."

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

I'm no longer allergic to flowers!

Out to lunch (in kitchen).

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

"When he thinks back about this years from now, he'll only remember the good probes."

"I know you were just on the bed. The memory foam mattress remembers."

'Nothing too loud-she's a librarian.'

"I'm sure we've met before... don't tell me your name... don't tell me..."

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

"Dad, I'm responsible enough to drive and hold a job. Don't you think I'm responsible enough to wear the #1 hand?"

Foam proposal.

Man places his foam hand under foam soap dispenser.

"I recently served this guy in our pub... how greedily he stares at me! I can literally hear his thoughts!"

'Memorise this, then destroy it'

"I'm getting a thunder of hooves and cry of 'Hi-yo, Silver!'..."

Memory-Loss Foam.

Hi, Rudy. One low-fat latte please, extra foam. Coming up. Focus, Rudy! I'm on a tight schedule. I'm back. My heart be still. She's back.

"Coffee's been making me jittery, so I'm trying some herbal tea."

My name's Bill, and I'm forgetful. Hi, Carl! Forgetful Folks Support Group.

Man with a giant foam thumb which says, '#1 Hitchhiker'.