Memory Manipulation Fan Pillows

"When he thinks back about this years from now, he'll only remember the good probes."

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

Workplace Confidentiality.

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

A servant unfamiliar with his mistress's voice

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"

Virtual reality platform.

"There's no need to shout!"

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

"I'm sure we've met before... don't tell me your name... don't tell me..."

"Lousy spell check."

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

'I'm in P.R. This is where I keep the spin.'

'Allow me to congratulate you on the way you programmed me...'

"I like the way these numbers look. Good font choice, Higgins."

'It's okay if you got a bad grade, son. They don't even teach you in school anymore.'

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.

'Tyler, I'm afraid you've been autocorrected in favor of Taylor.'

'... and to think this is the same kid who was terrified of getting a shot at the doctor.'

"You will now open your eyes and have no memory of me charging you twice for this session!"

"I'm a big fan of the printed word."

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