Memory Manipulation Fan Pillows

"When he thinks back about this years from now, he'll only remember the good probes."

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

It makes no sense. The number of books that can be stored on a small device is constantly increasing, yet school kids seem to be lugging around bigger backpacks every year!

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

Workplace Confidentiality.

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

Ignore that guy - He thinks he deserves attention because he's italicized. I.

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

"Just a minute - I'm uploading."

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

A servant unfamiliar with his mistress's voice

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"

Clubs are great for instant messaging!

'Allow me to congratulate you on the way you programmed me...'

"There's no need to shout!"

Tweeted

"Sure, we have problems, but at least we can talk about them."

Virtual reality platform.

'I'm in P.R. This is where I keep the spin.'

Must be old-timers – You don't see cursive anymore.

"Well, saying it over and over again doesn't make it true."

"Lousy spell check."

"I'm sure we've met before... don't tell me your name... don't tell me..."

"I like the way these numbers look. Good font choice, Higgins."

Train ride simulator.

'It's okay if you got a bad grade, son. They don't even teach you in school anymore.'

Frequently used emojis, spring 2020

The first ever novel written entirely in emoticons.

The End. Great movie! Let's erase our memories and watch it again!

"I'm a big fan of the printed word."

"After you and Sara got married, have your text messages changed?"

'... and to think this is the same kid who was terrified of getting a shot at the doctor.'

'Tyler, I'm afraid you've been autocorrected in favor of Taylor.'

My name's Bill, and I'm forgetful. Hi, Carl! Forgetful Folks Support Group.