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"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Pet a Puppy

Why Poodles Become Killers

Vendor selling testosterone.

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

I love bathtime.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

Football Stadium

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

"You know, Socrates said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living,' however, in your case, Edwin, it might be a blessing."

Bird grows leaves.

Bath tube with human feet.

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

I'm no longer allergic to flowers!

Man breaking wind infront of neighbours.

'You've got to cut back on your high fibre diet. That's not stubble, it's grass!'

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

"Dad, I'm responsible enough to drive and hold a job. Don't you think I'm responsible enough to wear the #1 hand?"

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

Foam proposal.

Man places his foam hand under foam soap dispenser.

'Nothing too loud-she's a librarian.'

Sawmill workers league

"I recently served this guy in our pub... how greedily he stares at me! I can literally hear his thoughts!"

A boxer with a foam hand