Foam Finger Fans Prints

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Pet a Puppy

Vendor selling testosterone.

Why Poodles Become Killers

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

I love bathtime.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

There's a strange mist over my food. You never heard of pea soup fog?

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

Football Stadium

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

Bird grows leaves.

"You know, Socrates said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living,' however, in your case, Edwin, it might be a blessing."

Bath tube with human feet.

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

I'm no longer allergic to flowers!

You have nothing to fear but fear itself, Al. I realize that, Dr. Kapuchnik. That's why I always have my fear with a side of fries.

Man breaking wind infront of neighbours.

'You've got to cut back on your high fibre diet. That's not stubble, it's grass!'

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

Foam proposal.

Man places his foam hand under foam soap dispenser.

'Nothing too loud-she's a librarian.'

"Dad, I'm responsible enough to drive and hold a job. Don't you think I'm responsible enough to wear the #1 hand?"

Those guys will never let us forget about the opposable thumb!

Sawmill workers league