Foam Finger Fanatic Prints

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

You're constantly finding new ways to be lazy, aren't you?

Foam Hand Manufacturer - Picket Line

Foam Finger Envy

Foam Fingers

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Ghost School.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Italica

Horror Stories.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Vendor selling testosterone.

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"That explains all the cavities."

I love bathtime.

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

USING QUILLS

"They'd sold out of #1's."

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"Oh, it's not just the sign. Everything here is set in Comic Sans."

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

'I'm going to dictate a stern letter of reprimand for Watkins, but let's soften the blow with a Comic Sans font.'

Gender Specific Bath Towels (Hers)

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

A Head-Dress in 1777