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We're #1

"You know, Socrates said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living,' however, in your case, Edwin, it might be a blessing."

Vendor selling testosterone.

Number 2

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Beanirrito"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Teapot

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"I know your mother."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

Living with a cataholic.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

"Perhaps this one, sir."

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.