Foam Hand Collector T-Shirts

A boxer with a foam hand

Josh was beginning to regret inviting his mom to the game

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Beanirrito"

Scarf puts hat back on.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

I love the Shard

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Vendor selling testosterone.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Hombre's Best Friend.

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"I know your mother."

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

Teapot Art

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'