Foam Hand Collector Pillows

A boxer with a foam hand

Josh was beginning to regret inviting his mom to the game

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Beanirrito"

Scarf puts hat back on.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

I love the Shard

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Vendor selling testosterone.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Hombre's Best Friend.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

"I know your mother."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

A Lady Out Shopping.

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

Teapot Art

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

"Hatless" Bill Johnson