Foam Hand Fan Pillows

"Sorry, kid... honesty is now the policy."

"Dad, I'm responsible enough to drive and hold a job. Don't you think I'm responsible enough to wear the #1 hand?"

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"What old school? This is my life."

Arts and crafts

"How soon will this be a remnant

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Penguin Remote

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

There's a strange mist over my food. You never heard of pea soup fog?

Quilting Bee.

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Football Stadium

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

Bird grows leaves.

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

"Have you tried using one of these?"

Jesus snowblows a cloud.

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

IRS. Tax Code. It's the mark of a real classic. Every time you reread it, you find something new.