Foam Hand Fan Pillows

"Sorry, kid... honesty is now the policy."

"Dad, I'm responsible enough to drive and hold a job. Don't you think I'm responsible enough to wear the #1 hand?"

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"What old school? This is my life."

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

Penguin Remote

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

Football Stadium

Quilting Bee.

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

Bird grows leaves.

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

181 yeard old, huh? This is the worst fake I.D. I've ever seen. And that beard! Ha! Nice try, Mr.... Uhh... 'Van Winkle.'

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

Jesus snowblows a cloud.

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

"You've got some beard in your food."

Man places his foam hand under foam soap dispenser.