Foam Glove Fan Pillows

Football Stadium

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

Tortoise polishing his shell

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Trash-talkin' artists

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Donald Trump

Shoe Whore

There's a strange mist over my food. You never heard of pea soup fog?

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

Bird grows leaves.

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

I love coloured tights

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"Dad, I'm responsible enough to drive and hold a job. Don't you think I'm responsible enough to wear the #1 hand?"

'I am on a holiday from hell.'

"It's nice to look at, but what else is it good for."

Foam proposal.

Man places his foam hand under foam soap dispenser.

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

Podiatrist