Foam Glove Fan Gifts

Football Stadium

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

Tortoise polishing his shell

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

Trash-talkin' artists

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Shoe Whore

Donald Trump

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

Bird grows leaves.

"I guess I shouldn't have asked for the cherries jubilee to go!"

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

I love coloured tights

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

Foam proposal.

Man places his foam hand under foam soap dispenser.

'I am on a holiday from hell.'

"Dad, I'm responsible enough to drive and hold a job. Don't you think I'm responsible enough to wear the #1 hand?"

"It's nice to look at, but what else is it good for."

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

Podiatrist

"I always get these flare-ups."