Hosiery Fan Gifts

I love coloured tights

Champagne

Advocado

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

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Masquerade

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Relaxing on a sofa

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

Hairstyles

Deer Cross Dressing.

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"I'm in for observation."

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

'Ice cream parlour.'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

French man holding a dish.

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

Couple in Grey

Shoe Whore

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

"I thought dressing up as a pirate would be more fun than this."

'Hee hee hee! Where are some children I can fatten up with candy?'

"Fruit of the Loon"

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

"Wow, you're dressed to kill."

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'