Hosiery Fan Gifts

I love coloured tights

Champagne

Advocado

wattle covers

Masquerade

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'

Relaxing on a sofa

Hairstyles

Deer Cross Dressing.

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"You don't look much like a werewolf."

"I'm in for observation."

'Ice cream parlour.'

French man holding a dish.

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

Shoe Whore

Couple in Grey

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

"Fruit of the Loon"

"Wow, you're dressed to kill."

'Hee hee hee! Where are some children I can fatten up with candy?'

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

"I thought dressing up as a pirate would be more fun than this."

'Well, Dear, if you must roam about the house dressed as a chicken, that's fine, but please close the drapes when you do!'

'Maybe I should get a cape...I never know where the heck to put my wallet!'

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.