Fog Fan Pillows

There's a strange mist over my food. You never heard of pea soup fog?

R. Furgis: Soldier, statesman who coined the phrase 'Fog of War'.

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Man using to much bug spray

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Bailiff."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Pond Dipping...

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Fly Artist

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Caliologist

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

Baby frog with fly mobile.

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'Hey! No Tongues!'

Old Frogs' Home

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

What's the insect de jour?

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'