Fog Fan Pillows

R. Furgis: Soldier, statesman who coined the phrase 'Fog of War'.

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

Man using to much bug spray

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Bailiff."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Pond Dipping...

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Fly Artist

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Caliologist

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

What's the insect de jour?

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

'Hey! No Tongues!'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Baby frog with fly mobile.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

'The frog is deceased, Mr. Graham. You don't need malpractice insurance.'

'Gotta go - business is hopping